For Lo, is it not said that the liver is the septic tank of the mammalian anatomy and thus unfit for human consumption? The answer to that rhetorical question is that yes, it is said in my Book of Bollocks which shall be regarded as the gospel truth to all those who deserve salvation once it is completed and published. Not only is it said in that brilliant book-to-be, but the truth is explained and expanded upon as I shall presently doeth.
In this world of sinners, there are some that try to compensate for their sins by avoiding mildly unclean food. Perchance it spent its life on the ocean floor as shall be the fate of certain nonbelievers, or mayhaps it hath rolled around in the mud too frequently for their tastes. Mud and ocean floor art like mine own spotless conscience compared to the filth of the liver. All organs are sinful on the plate - the similar pronunciations of organ and Oregon, the state of dirty hippies - is no coincidence and the liver is dirtiest of them all. Wouldst thou drink toilet water and expect the respect of a God who does not give out respect like fraternity brothers gave out beer to my mother? Thou wouldst not, so why invoke greater wrath by eating a filthy piece of meat that is not even delicious?
The goal in life of the believer is deliverance, is it not? How canst thou be delivered if thou puttest liver in thy body? It maketh no sense.
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